• what she says: im fine. its nothing
  • what she means: i wish you were zayn malik
What I think when kids in my class read
  • That’s a PERIOD, NOT A COMMA
  • That’s a COMMA, NOT A PERIOD
  • Why the hell can’t you pronounce that word?
  • THE TEACHER JUST CORRECTED YOU WHY’D YOU GET IT WRONG AGAIN?!?!?!
  • Can I sleep?
  • If you can’t read, why’d you raise your hand?
  • You can’t pronounce THAT word?
  • WHAT THE HELL
  • The fuck you like long ass paragraphs for
  • My skin’s crawling
  • Oh god not him, his voice sounds like a dying nail on a dying chalkboard
  • You skipped a line
  • LOL what was that?
  • I don’t even. 

(Source: youcanbethecaptain)

calderonbeta:


Ladies and gentlemen, it has been a privilege blogging with you. 

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speakwithtranquility: My engagement ring WILL be rose gold. I will make sure of it. :P 

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lesliecrusher:

do you think an astronaut has ever masturbated in space

WHERE DOES THE SEMEN GO