Anonymous: How can you run a fitness blog but then talk about how you get drunk and high? That's not healthy

fitchris25:

thee-fitness-goddess:

You know what else isn’t healthy? Some 15 year old with a laptop giving out half ass fitness advice because they eat salads and ran on a treadmill one time

And there you have it.

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joshhutchercat:

my heart says yes but my mom says no

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cancune:

ohdear-prongs:

The only reason i enjoy going to bed is so i can make stories up in my head which makes my brain think it’s actually real

#THIS IS SO ACCURATE 

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unfavor:

being a sarcastic asshole is what I live for

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wentz-jpg:

'i write sins not tragedies' came out in 2005 nine years ago and i only just realized that they need to close the god damn door because she was cheating on her husband with the door open

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420calum:

So at work yesterday we only had pink spoons to hand out for the frozen yogurt and every male asked if we had a different color spoon because they did not like pink and it’s femininity and lemme tell u that this proves boys are weak and a fuckjng pink spoon proved that

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tokomon:

my favorite thing about school was sitting with your friend and flipping through a random textbook pointing at ugly pictures and saying “that’s you.”

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